Older, Worser

When I was a youngster, I went through a phase of thinking old people were kind of pathetic. Not my grandparents, of course, but all those other old people. Maybe I got this from my Nan, who hated going shopping

I’m an Adult Now

What I thought adult life would be like: What real adult life is like: Not at all a bad trade-off! When I turned 18, I could vote and attend R-rated movies. When I turned 19, I could sign a legally